In a rare and unprecedented coup de etat of the foreign media and press Modern Marketing Japan, has scooped all western news sources, ala Wikileaks, and release Osama bi Laden's final words before supposedly being rubbed out by Navy Seals who failed to take photos or prove that they did anything except for raid the wrong house and plant eveidence on the wrong dude.
A spokesman for the Whorehouse, er, I mean, Whitehouse, speaking for Barry Obama, was visibly perturbed. "We're visibly perturbed," he was quoted as saying.
Yahoo blogs has the original story from Yahoo before the scoop:
The public will soon have the chance to read some of Osama bin Laden's last written or typed words.
Osama bin Laden watching Manny Pacquiao destroying Miguel Cotto.
The Army's Combating Terrorism Center at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, N.Y., is releasing a selection of documents seized in last year's raid on the al-Qaida leader's Pakistan compound.
The documents will be available online on the center's Web site on Thursday at 9 am ET.
The Associated Press reports that the papers include correspondence between bin Laden and his far-flung associates, as well as bin Laden's hand-written diary.
Some details from the trove have already been revealed.
White House counterterrorism chief John Brennan said in a speech this week that the documents show how bin Laden felt depressed as al-Qaida suffered "disaster after disaster," and even thought about changing the name of the terrorist network.
We're on a roll, folks. This just shows the desperation and lack of respect the Whitehouse has for the American public. The only person who could believe even one word of the quoted article would have to be completely and totally stupid...
Unfortunately, that accounts for 95% of the American public.
Anyway, the final words of Osama bin Laden were:
1) Shit! You got me coppers!
2) I knew I should have gone to the public library today.
3) Dammit! That fortune teller said you were coming tomorrow!
4) Can't be! I haven't seen the 3-D version of Star Wars 4 yet!
5) I have first claim on the movie rights!
6) Will Harrison Ford be the one who kills me in the movie version? I've always been a big fan of his!
7) I hope the Angels can win the AL championships this year.
7) I hope the Angels can win the AL championships this year.
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